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 (I am working a morning shift at a cafe. We are serving breakfast. A little boy and his mother enter the cafe.)
Me:  “So, what will it be?”
Child:  “I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN.”  (There is a sudden silence and everyone turns to look. The mother looks very embarrassed.)
Mother:  “Eggs… he would like some eggs…”

juicy-bliss:

i don’t want to go to school i don’t want to go to university i don’t want to have a career i don’t want anyone to expect anything of me ever ever ever i just want to sit in a cocoon of blankets all day every day sleeping and reading books because i don’t think i’m cut out for this whole ‘contributing member of society’ thing

why can’t plane tickets be like 10 dollars

"We are the generation of nostalgia. We grew up in the age of transition. From hand-written letters to electronic mails. From film to digital. We were fascinated by new things, neglecting the way we spend our afternoons. Cupcakes and tea. Play-Doh and Polly Pockets. Young and naive. Technology completely changed the way we waited and we grew up too fast. The simple things in life seems more meaningful now. We grew up in the age of transition and have become the generation of nostalgia."
-(via plbacon)
"When she is happy, she can’t stop talking, when she is sad she doesn’t say a word."
-Ann Brashares (via darlingjustbehuman)